Too tired, too tired, poor darling!

So Nefertiti (Rahim Sterling, have you seen his hair) is too tired to play for his COUNTRY? Poor darling!

It's only October and Liverpool have only played eight league matches and a couple of European matches. Has he played all of these matches? Poor darling!

When I was young I use to play that many matches during half term.

What kind of torture and child neglect are Liverpool putting their young players through? Poor darlings!