Monday, September 9, 2013

There's more........

Puck Elf (Ed Woodward) is going to be busy into the new year.

Four and a bit months putting  in ever increasing bids for Christian Benteke. Four  and bit months of Paul Lambert replying Benteke is not for sale.

Feeling a bit miffed, Puck Elf announces a 'new' signing as he recalls and extends Bebe's contract.

Friday, September 6, 2013

"Another fine mess, Stanley"

"Manchester United made a mess of my first transfer window." admits Ed Woodward (Puck Elf) in the Mirror.

Hold on here, Puck Elf. Aren't you David Gill's replacement? Aren't you an ex-investment banker (Remember them, they got the whole planet in financial 5h1t!)? A fully paid up Glazer brown noser? Don't you realise you were in charge of this mess!

Man up and get your head out of your rectum and get things sorted Gillnam style!

I calculate you have from 31 December to 31 January 2014 to save your job.

Thursday, September 5, 2013

PR steps up a gear

As mentioned yesterday, United are using their PR machine to rescue 'Puck Elf' (Woodward) and 'Another Dave' (Moyes), checkout Henry Winter in the Daily Telegraph today.

Keep digging PR team you have three months 5h1t to cover up.

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

I believe the phrase is "Stop digging..."

Looks like 'Puck Elf' (Ed Woodward) and 'Another Dave' (David Moyes) will ask the United PR Section to get them out of the 5h1t, or put the blame on Neville and Giggs (Millionaire back room staff.)

(The Puck Elf reference is from the Manchester Evening News, 60 years ago.)

Tuesday, September 3, 2013

It's on the way..........

Yes, being a supporter since 1948, I remember the glory of the forties, fifties and the sixties and when Sir Matt Busby retired.

After the inept performances of Woodward and Moyes, since their taking up office, both on and off the field, culminating in the embarrassment of the transfer window of 2013.

Is another 26 years of hurt on the way?

Come on Glazers sort out your staffing problems before it is too late.

Monday, September 2, 2013

Manchester United's Transfer Window

Latest breaking transfer news

Moyes' latest transfer bid has been rejected by mascot Fred the Red !!!!!!!!!!!

Fred commented, "I'm not having Puck Elf as my CEO.!"

There are also rumours that Gareth Bale has been sighted at Manchester Airport and because United couldn't afford to buy Gareth Bale, the Glazer family will sell United to Bale.