Sunday, December 22, 2013

Premier League a la "Another Dave"

Well it had to happen, didn't it!

Overheard leaving Old Trafford, after the West Ham match, "It's just like watching Everton!"

Everton supporters leaving the Swansea match, "It's just like watching ManU!"

So Another Dave has managed to get Everton in the top four at last - by taking over United - and managing to get United in his comfort zone - mid-table, at last!!

Glazers, oh Glazers, the misery!! Banish the gobby Scot before we are relegated!

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Moyes' "Transitional Period"

So another sparkling piece of PR from Another Dave, United are undergoing a transition from SAF's Champions to Moyes' Everton Look-a-Likes.

This should take a full season then the Look-a-Likes can fight for promotion to the Premiership.

We don't want to be Everton Ver. 2, we want to be MANCHESTER UNITED pre-Moyes!!!!!!!!

Saturday, December 7, 2013

Another Dave, 07 Dec 2013

After another highly disappointing week, I have just seen a picture of Another Dave walking off the pitch at the Theatre of Dreams.

He definitely now has the "1,000 yard stare".

Bye-bye, Another Dave.

Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Dilemas of Another Dave

Hard fought draws and struggling three pointers. A good job Rooney didn't move to another club in the summer. Paying Rooney a quarter of a million a week has so far kept Another Dave off the Black Monday list and heading for the Job Centre tomorrow.

Don't wonder though because what did he achieve at Everton? Eleven years of draught...... Not exactly the credentials for a United manager. Deja vu the 1970s after Sir Matt retired. Being Scottish doesn't automatically ensure you will be a good manager vis. Owen Coyle, Craig Brown et al.

Dilemma No. 1 - Wilfried Zaha. Cost £15M, played 78 minutes = £192,307 per minute. That's a better pay rate than Rooney.

So come on, Another Dave, the truth now, nothing but the truth!! He's got to be better than Valencia, Nani or Young at the moment.

Dilemma No.2 - Everton tonight.

So you will have no feelings on your return to Everton? Bollux or what keeps your ears apart.


Another Dave - Dave Moyes

Call me Dave - David Cameron

Dave - Rodney Trotter