Another Dave, Another Transfer

Like many other people I am wondering what is happening at Manchester United.
Apparently the American Smurf believed SAF was replaceable by another long serving Scot. Unfortunately this Scot, 'Another Dave' has not really achieved anything in the bargain basement of the Premier League. I  think the theory is that he would spend less of the profits, more of the pie for the Smurfs.
'Another Dave', happy with his new job trots away on holiday, not before sacking United's Premiership winning coaching staff. The old coaches are replaced with a bargain lot 'Another Dave' rooted out at Poundlands, Liverpool.
Most of these were old cronies of 'Another Dave' so obviously had a similar winning record to their boss - Nowt!
The addition of the legend from the valleys looks to be a sugaring of the medicine for the rest of the squad.
After the recent pantomime of Thiaga, Fabregas and any other class continental, I suppose we can look forward to Moysie Class Signings -  Howard, Neville, Cahill, Pienar and Fellaini. I can hear them now, the American Smurfs laughing all the way to the bank!
A bit of deja vu from the seventies, remember it, Wilf?