Lesbians given equal birth rights.

That's it these days, isn't it? Everybody's is being given 'rights'.

Just read on the BBC site lesbians are to be given equal birth rights.

Well I research our family tree and we have Irish, Scots, Welsh, Italians, Spaniards, Aussies, Chinese and even a few scousers and tykes but we don't have any rellies from the isles of Lesbos so I don't think any of us will qualify for these rights.