Crime & Punishment

Whilst on his holidays our PM, Flash Gordon, intends to do a weeks community service. Yeah!

He should be given an ASBO too for all the mess he and his predecessor have made of this country. No wonder 'President Bliar is keeping a low profile.

Another report today, inmates at a young offenders' institution refused to leave their cells - even to eat - through fears for their safety, inspectors have found. Conditions were "seriously unsafe" at Cookham Wood, in Rochester, Kent, with bullying "rife".

The poor little 'darlings', they should remember the old adage, "If you can't do the time, Don't do the crime!"