Another Gordon Brown Smokescreen....

So Flash Gordon announces a private, independent enquiry into the Iraq "War".

Any British subject can be called to face the enquiry - cue Tony Bliar to become an American!

Any evidence the enquiry do not want to be revealed will be classified as 'secret' to protect our security. (Guffaw, guffaw!)

We already know the Government are responsible for this calamity - they had all the security information to make the decision to take us into this United States driven nightmare. (As Rafa Benitez would say, "It's a FACT.")

Apparently all Sadam Hussein had was a pair of slippers to throw at us. WMF indeed!!

And finally, a little touch of Mandelson - the 'enquiry' will take a year to complete. By that time Flash Gordon and Mandy will be o'er the hill and far away to the Job Centre presenting their P45s, grabbing more of our taxpayers money.