Flash Gordon's Trembling Lips..

Flash Gordon's trembling lips, wasn't that a Patsy Cline song?

Every time he opens them he seems to drop himself in the dark, brown sticky stuff and I don't mean chocolate.

"All pensioners and low income households will receive free loft and cavity wall insulation." Flash championed to the populace!

So a sixty year old pensioner phoned the government help line only to be told, "Gordon Brown made a mistake. Only pensioners over seventy are entitled." (Will the Help Line be safe from dismissal, follow the next episode of Dick Barton, Special Agent!)

What good old Flash, the wunderkind who ruined our economy in just ten years, making a mistake? Never!! I say thrice times never!

Well maybe not never, just not every time he opens his honourable gob!!

So up pops Flash's Assistant Whip, Siobhain McDonagh, requesting a debate on the Labour Party's and the country's future and suggesting we need a leadership election.

Well, my fellow citizens of the electorate, we all know for a fact that Flash Gordon has yet to stand in a leadership election and no wonder. So with all the tact of a tyrant he issued Ms. McDonagh with her P45.

Well the first brick of the wall has fallen and we all know what happened to the Berlin Wall.