Whats happening at Man United?

Whats happening at Man United? You might well ask but they say, it seems, all is well.

Don't laugh, even the board say they give their full support to the "Special One" so we all know HR will be busy preparing a P45 for Mourinho.

A famous JM quote, "Matic and Valencia, they are training with the team since yesterday, fully fit".

Oh yeah?

Fit enough to drive their deluxe cars to the bank to draw their wages but not fit enough to pull on the red shirt to play. My two year old grandson talks more sense and he also knows how to play a "square ball" and a "back pass", please note well JM.

Another P45 should be prepared for Fudge Elf. Fudge Elf? He reminds of a child's cartoon character published in Manchester Evening News back in the 40s/50s, spit and image of Ed Woodward. He may be good at picking corner shops to sponsor United but he couldn't pick a park footballer from a United standard footballer. Should stay in his office, pushing a pen!

This period of managers/staff reminds of the seventies, after Sir Matt Busby retired, when we had stream (or is it a gaggle?) of managers.

When will the next Scottish Magician come down from the North.