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Beggars belief!
How far Moyes' and his staff are out of 'sync' in team building. While other teams are out negotiating and buying players, Moyes and co are just stepping up their scouting in Europe. They should have been scouting from the close of the last transfer window. Moyes can't use the excuse that they had to evaluate the current players, as a manager in the Premiership for eleven years he should have realised the situation at Old Trafford.
We have wingers injured or way out of form and we have a player who was reported to be the outstanding performer on the summer tour. Moyes wants to move him on. What's going on here? So far Moyes explanations don't hold water.
So the scouting for a midfielder continues. Why doesn't he recall Powell from Wigan who will probably be as good as any Moyes is able buy from Europe.
I forget. Moyes wants to build his own team so out with Ferguson's signings and let's bring United down to Everton's level of the last eleven years.
I wonder if Moyes, struggling in his debut year, has noticed Pellegrini's statement of how he is trying to win four trophies in his debut year as manager?
Another Dave (Moysiah) answered Italy's paparazzi that he was in Cagliari on holiday.
What holidaying with Jimmy Lumsden? What happened to Mrs Moyes? Doesn't she like a holiday?
Strange but very interesting!
Will United sign the Dortmund crock Ilkay Gundogan?
History says no. Ever since Uwe Rossler's granddad and his mates bombed Old Trafford to rubble no German player has ever made a first team appearance for United. (That includes Ron-Robert Zeigler.)
So "preparing to pay over the odds" for a football crock doesn't have a ring of truth to me, no matter the quality of the player.
The other comments emanating from Old Trafford make me laugh.
"we are monitoring " such and such.
"we are preparing a bid"
"we are considering"
"we have arrangements for the summer transfer window"
Doesn't anybody, at Old Trafford, think that all these puerile comments should have been made before the 1st. of January? WE ARE NOW 11 DAYS INTO THE TRANSFER WINDOW, HOW ABOUT SOME ACTION!!
Time for Another Dave (played by David Moyes) to look in a mirror and see what we see. He talks the talk but he can't walk the walk!
As for major signings in the winter window, I don't think this is in the Glazer armoury. They want to buy players when they are trying to sell season tickets in the summer, investing to accumulate. Winter signings earn nothing for the Glazers, quite the opposite.
When will people stop laughing at the Glazers "appointment" - Moyesiah?
Why is Moyesiah trying to reinvent the wheel?
The negative/defeatist attitude emanating from David Moyes, Old Trafford has to cease.
Let's be positive, no more excuses, let's get Woodward out from the parapets, he has hidden long enough!
If United don't have the cash, let the supporters know then we know where we stand.
What's left to say. The man has no idea. He wants to win the Cup but leaves his better players on the bench.
He can't train players, he can't buy players or the right players, the players have no belief or confidence.
Get the taxi.
At seventy five, a supporter since 1948, today's performance brings back my memories of McGuiness, O'Farrell and Sexton.
Their sad performances resulted in them being kicked out.
Moyes and his team are no different they should go NOW. We do not need years of hurt again.
Glazers must act now before we return to the seventies and eighties scenario.
Well it had to happen, didn't it!
Overheard leaving Old Trafford, after the West Ham match, "It's just like watching Everton!"
Everton supporters leaving the Swansea match, "It's just like watching ManU!"
So Another Dave has managed to get Everton in the top four at last - by taking over United - and managing to get United in his comfort zone - mid-table, at last!!
Glazers, oh Glazers, the misery!! Banish the gobby Scot before we are relegated!
So another sparkling piece of PR from Another Dave, United are undergoing a transition from SAF's Champions to Moyes' Everton Look-a-Likes.
This should take a full season then the Look-a-Likes can fight for promotion to the Premiership.
We don't want to be Everton Ver. 2, we want to be MANCHESTER UNITED pre-Moyes!!!!!!!!
After another highly disappointing week, I have just seen a picture of Another Dave walking off the pitch at the Theatre of Dreams.
He definitely now has the "1,000 yard stare".
Bye-bye, Another Dave.
Hard fought draws and struggling three pointers. A good job Rooney didn't move to another club in the summer. Paying Rooney a quarter of a million a week has so far kept Another Dave off the Black Monday list and heading for the Job Centre tomorrow.
Don't wonder though because what did he achieve at Everton? Eleven years of draught...... Not exactly the credentials for a United manager. Deja vu the 1970s after Sir Matt retired. Being Scottish doesn't automatically ensure you will be a good manager vis. Owen Coyle, Craig Brown et al.
Dilemma No. 1 - Wilfried Zaha. Cost £15M, played 78 minutes = £192,307 per minute. That's a better pay rate than Rooney.
So come on, Another Dave, the truth now, nothing but the truth!! He's got to be better than Valencia, Nani or Young at the moment.
Dilemma No.2 - Everton tonight.
So you will have no feelings on your return to Everton? Bollux or what keeps your ears apart.
CAST
Another Dave - Dave Moyes
Call me Dave - David Cameron
Dave - Rodney Trotter
Two things have to happen at Old Trafford, down Busby and Ferguson's Ways.
One, the Glazer family and their cronies need to return the money they have trousered and return the club to a debt free situation. No more will Ferguson's skills cover their greed.
Two, though "Another Dave" (Moyes) may have been Fergie's choice, he has been unable to team up with "Puck Elf" (Woodward), they may have other skills but they certainly don't have the skill to manage United on the field of play and the recruitment of the required class players. The backroom staff have two beginners (Neville and Giggs), basically "guffers/tea boys" and two of Everton's "experienced staff" who have probably never even won a game of "keep uppy". So let's start organising some P45s for the Moyes Mates.
Will we be in the relegation battle this year or will we be relegated? I think it will be a close thing and "Another Dave" may have to return to Uncle Kenwright!
I use to be a great fan of Wayne Rooney, that is up to his latest carrying on at the end of last season.
Having read Rooney's latest outburst, blaming his loss of form, fitness etc. on SAF playing him out of position, because of RVP's signing, it is about time Rooney either put up or shut up.
The club is greater than the player!
Rooney is not the best striker in the UK, he's not even the best striker in Manchester, sorry to say.
Puck Elf (Ed Woodward) is going to be busy into the new year.
Four and a bit months putting in ever increasing bids for Christian Benteke. Four and bit months of Paul Lambert replying Benteke is not for sale.
Feeling a bit miffed, Puck Elf announces a 'new' signing as he recalls and extends Bebe's contract.
"Manchester United made a mess of my first transfer window." admits Ed Woodward (Puck Elf) in the Mirror.
Hold on here, Puck Elf. Aren't you David Gill's replacement? Aren't you an ex-investment banker (Remember them, they got the whole planet in financial 5h1t!)? A fully paid up Glazer brown noser? Don't you realise you were in charge of this mess!
Man up and get your head out of your rectum and get things sorted Gillnam style!
I calculate you have from 31 December to 31 January 2014 to save your job.
As mentioned yesterday, United are using their PR machine to rescue 'Puck Elf' (Woodward) and 'Another Dave' (Moyes), checkout Henry Winter in the Daily Telegraph today.
Keep digging PR team you have three months 5h1t to cover up.
Looks like 'Puck Elf' (Ed Woodward) and 'Another Dave' (David Moyes) will ask the United PR Section to get them out of the 5h1t, or put the blame on Neville and Giggs (Millionaire back room staff.)
(The Puck Elf reference is from the Manchester Evening News, 60 years ago.)
Yes, being a supporter since 1948, I remember the glory of the forties, fifties and the sixties and when Sir Matt Busby retired.
After the inept performances of Woodward and Moyes, since their taking up office, both on and off the field, culminating in the embarrassment of the transfer window of 2013.
Is another 26 years of hurt on the way?
Come on Glazers sort out your staffing problems before it is too late.
Latest breaking transfer news
Moyes' latest transfer bid has been rejected by mascot Fred the Red !!!!!!!!!!!
Fred commented, "I'm not having Puck Elf as my CEO.!"
There are also rumours that Gareth Bale has been sighted at Manchester Airport and because United couldn't afford to buy Gareth Bale, the Glazer family will sell United to Bale.
After the latest Fabregas announcement, no contact with United, didn't intend leaving Barca, what have 'Another Dave' and his boss, 'Puck Elf', been doing over the last month? (For our younger followers, 'Puck Elf' was a Manchester Evening News cartoon character about 60 years ago.)
Ah, I see now saving money for the latest pay out to the Glazers.
Well done lads, sod the club and its supporters!
